A man walks into the front door of a bar.
He is drunk, stumbles to the bar, sits on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off of the stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles into the side door of the same bar.
He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and, still politely but more firmly, refuses to serve the man because he is drunk and again offers to call a taxi.
The drunk stares at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar.
He plops himself down on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk, will not be served a drink, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries, “MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?”
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?”
The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks: “What do you have?”
The man answers: “75 cents.”
LOL!!
