A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is definitely not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blond and a brunette in a car
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.
They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.
The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.
The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
LOL!!
