A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
When the bartender serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.
While he is enjoying his drink, a nun walks by and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.
The man shrugs his shoulders. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
“But it’s sinful and wicked!”
“So how do you know it’s so bad?” Have you ever tasted whiskey?”
“Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”
“But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”
So they back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I guess if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man agrees this is fair and walks inside to the barman.
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The bartender slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?”
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Beer For Everyone.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.a.t.s the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.”
The bartender thinks, “The man can’t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice, he must have enough money tonight,” and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment?” yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.a.t.s the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.”
In disgust, the bartender asks “What, no beer for me this time?”
“Nah,” answers the man, “you get v-i.o.l.e.n.t when you drink.”
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