A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
“That’ll be five dollars”, the bartender says, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor.
The bartender reluctantly picks up the coins and serves the beer.
The next day, the guy walks into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.
The next day again.
On the fourth day, he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10$ bill.
The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, and yells “here’s your change a-sshole!”
The guy looks down at the coins and says, “I’ll have another beer, please.”
LOL!!
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
“Long day?” asks the bartender.
“Well… My oldest son just came out…”
The man returns the next day and orders four shots.
“What now?” the bartender asks.
“My middle son just came out.”
The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar.
He comes back the next day and orders five shots.
“Again?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah. My youngest son.”
He drinks his shots and leaves.
The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots.
“My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks.
“Yeah… My wife.”
LOL!!
