A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.
The bartender lines 12 shot glasses and fills them up.
The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, “again.”
The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots.
The man quickly fired all 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots and hit the bar again.
The bartender, clearly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar.
The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.”
The bartender says, “hold up man! You gotta slow down!”
The man said, “Believe me, if you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too.”
“My God,” the bartender says, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, “what do you HAVE?”
“A dollar.”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
When the bartender serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.
While he is enjoying his drink, a nun walks by and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.
The man shrugs his shoulders. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
“But it’s sinful and wicked!”
“So how do you know it’s so bad?” Have you ever tasted whiskey?”
“Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”
“But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”
So they back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I guess if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man agrees this is fair and walks inside to the barman.
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The bartender slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
