A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.
The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?”
“I found out my older brother is gay,” the man replied.
The next night, he returned to the bar and asked for six shots of vodka.
“What now?” asked the bartender.
“I found out my younger brother is gay,” the man replied.
The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
“My God, does ANYBODY in your family like women?” asked the bartender.
The man replied, “Yes, my wife does.”
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A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar and as he walks towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.
As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
The man walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.”
The bartender thinks that this guy is crazy, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees.
The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins.
The man sprays beer all over the bar.
He doesn’t even touch the shot glass.
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?”
The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
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