A man walks into a bar and as he walks towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.
As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
The man walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.”
The bartender thinks that this guy is crazy, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees.
The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins.
The man sprays beer all over the bar.
He doesn’t even touch the shot glass.
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?”
The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
LOL!!
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you… You’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later, the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar and yells for a beer.
Again the bartender says, “I’m sorry sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-passing through the back door of the bar, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man… “I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks at the bartender questioningly and finally says, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
