A man walked into the local supermarket
He was walking around for about 30 minutes just browsing the items and items of stuff. Finally turning a corner to the vegetable aisle, he spotted a leak on the floor.
So he went to the staff desk and reported a leak in aisle 6, anyway eventually someone came out to look at it.
They told him to point to it. So he did as he spotted it last time.
The staff member turned to him and said “Sir, that’s a spring onion, not a leek”.
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr. Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
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I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”
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