In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.
The cashier:
– Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!
Peter:
– You’re stupid. The car is not real either.
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A blonde goes horse back riding
A blonde goes horse back riding.
It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop.
The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins.
The horse doesn’t stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn’t know what to do…
Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.
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