A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week.
He sat down and looked tired and unhappy.
His 3-year-old daughter approached him and said: “Daddy, Mummy has just gone out.”
Daddy: “Where has she gone to?”
Baby: “To do her hair.”
Daddy: “OK”.
Baby: “Daddy, are you annoyed.”
Daddy: “Not at all. Why do you ask?
Baby: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, if you smile at me now I will tell you who sleeps with Mummy on her bed each time you travel.”
The man became very anxious, breathing heavily and his heart was just pounding, because he thought the cat was going to be let out of the bag.
He quickly oozed out a very broad smile, hugged the small girl pulled her closer to himself.
Daddy: “Oya tell me now, I’ve smiled. You want me to smile again.”
He kept on smiling.
Baby: Smiled, jumped up twice & said. “Daddy, it’s me. And I have stopped urinating on Mommy’s bed…”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A little girl came home from school
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
LOL!!
