A man is hiring for an accounting position and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls.
The first accountant walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.”
The boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”
“4” replies the accountant.
The boss tells him to get out. Sad, disappointed, and a little confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office.
The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”.
“4” replies the accountant.
The boss tells him to get out.
Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn’t want to work there anyway.
The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”.
The accountant replies, “Anything you want it to be.”
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The boss says, “You’re hired.
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A woman eating her soup alone at a local eatery.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” he reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away from her bowl and started to try other food
“How was your day?” he asked.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty
“Did you pass the exam?” the next question.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
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“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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