A man is driving recklessly on the highway. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The officer asks the man to step outside of his vehicle and then asks for him to pee into a cup.
The man replies ” I can’t do that I’m diabetic, my blood sugar will get too low”
The officer then asks the man to blow into a breathalyzer to which he replies “I can’t do that I’m n asthmatic, if I do that I won’t be able to breathe”
The officer then asks the man to recite his abc’s backward which he can’t do because he does not know how to read and write.
The officer finally asks the man to walk straight on a white line.
The man replies ” I can’t do that either”
” why not?” The officer asks.
“Because I’m drunk”
A girl took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
My teenage niece, Elizabeth, was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, “Turn left here. And don’t forget to let the people behind you know what you’re doing.”
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Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m going left.”
