A man hired a blonde to paint stripes on a road and stipulated in the contract that she must complete a minimum of four miles each day.
The blonde managed to complete an impressive eight miles on the first day, leaving the boss extremely impressed.
However, the second day saw her complete only four miles, which was still commendable, but not as impressive as the previous day.
On the third day, the blonde only managed to complete two miles, and the boss assumed she was having a bad day but allowed her to keep the job.
The fourth day came, and the blonde only completed one mile. The boss was disappointed and asked her why she was not performing as well as she did before.
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The blonde replies, “I can’t get far because each day I’m getting further and further away from the bucket.”
Little Billy asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Billy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
