A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day.
The blonde does 8 miles on the first day.
The boss is very impressed.
On the second day, the blonde does 4 miles.
The boss is a little impressed, but not as much as before.
On the third day, she does two miles.
The boss thinks she’s just having a bad day, so he still lets her keep the job.
On the fourth day, she only does 1 mile. The boss asks, “You were doing so well before. Why aren’t you doing well now?!”
The blonde responds, “I can’t get far because each day I’m getting further and further away from the bucket.”
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A Blonde By Any Other Name
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen, “I want that television.”
The salesman shook his head and said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.”
Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes. ”
So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.”
But the salesman still said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Finally, the blonde got fed up and said: “That’s it! How do you always find out that I’m a blonde?!” she asked.
“Because it’s a microwave.” said the salesman
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