A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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A blind man enters a bar
A blind man walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind man yells at the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a joke about blondes?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely silent.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.
Also, the guy next to me is blond and he’s a weightlifter.
The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, sir. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke? ”
The blind man says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
