A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him “Are you allergic to anything?”
He says “Yes, just caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment here.”,
The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire
you right now. Normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start
tomorrow at 10 am, and plan on starting at 10 am every day.
Don’t worry, we’ll still pay you from 8 am.”
The guy is puzzled and says
“If the hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me to be here
before 10 am?” “‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says.
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“For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee. No point in you coming in for that.”
A woman dropped her purse on the floor outside McDonald’s
I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.
As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”
She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.
As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
“Thank you so much,” she said, “Where is it?”
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I said, “I’ve just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
