Pilot: “Have you ever flown in a small plane before?”
Blonde passenger: “No, I have not.”
Pilot: “Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.”
Pilot (after the plane landed): “Did the gum help?”
Blonde passenger: “Yep. It worked fine. The only trouble is I can’t get the gum out of my ears.”
A man waving a rolled-up newspaper round his head.
A man waving a rolled-up newspaper round his head.
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled-up newspaper round his head.
Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’
Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females
Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’
Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone.’
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