While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly people, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs.
One day, I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
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As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”
A man notices two blondes working down the road.
A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.
They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.
The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard.
But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”
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One of the blondes replies, “Well, there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”
