A man farted at a party

I was invited to a party.

Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted: “Why do you fart in presence of my wife?”

I only gazed him for some moments and calmly told him:“Sorry I didn’t know it was her turn.”

A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…

A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…

Blonde:
“May I have a glass of water, doctor.”
Doctor:
“Are you thirsty?”
Blonde:
“No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.”