Once there was a magical mirror. When you told the truth it gave you things, but if you lie, it makes you vanish forever.
One day, three college girls went to the magical mirror.
The redhead said, “I think I’m the smartest one.” Then she got a diploma, a scholarship and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said, “I think I’m the prettiest one.” Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good-looking boyfriend, and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said, “I think…” *poof* Then she suddenly disappeared forever!
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde wanting to earn some money
A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about $50?
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
