A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…”
Billy says, “I’m fine, Mommy… I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
Mother says, “Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Billy says, “ Works for ketchup.”
A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam.
A little boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question?”
“Where’s Portugal.”
“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime, we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.
“I swear Portugal can’t be far.
The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
