A lawyer runs a stop sign in Glasgow and gets pulled over by a local elderly policeman.
He thinks that he is smarter than any local Cop because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop’s expense.
The elderly cop says,
“License and registration, please.”
The Lawyer says, “What for?”
The cop says, “You did not come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License And registration, please.’ The policeman said,”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
“If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
“Exit your vehicle, sir.” the cop said
At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts be…ating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says: