On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is. it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!”, shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is. it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?”, she asked.
“No”, the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?”, she asked.
“No”, the boy answered.
“What is it?”
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A mother stops his son from shoving candy into his face
A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
“Don’t eat so much candy all at once!”
“Why?” the boy replied.
“If you eat too much candy, your stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!”
The boy is shocked by this image and immediately stops eating candy.
The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman.
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The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, “I know what you’ve been doing.”
