A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table.
He says to the bartender, “A round on me for everyone here—except for that old guy over there.”
As the drinks are handed out, he looks over at the old man with a smug grin.
To his surprise, the old man just nods and smiles warmly back.
Confused, the guy orders another round for everyone—again, except for the old man—and this time, he insists on only the top-shelf stuff.
Yet again, the old man smiles, even bigger than before.
Frustrated, the guy turns to the bartender and asks, “What’s with that guy? Is he clueless or what?”
The bartender chuckles and replies, “Oh no, sir. That gentleman happens to be my boss… and the owner of the bar.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
One Day A Drunk Walked Into In Bar
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.
He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.
The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, “Why did you do that?”
The drunk said very apologetically, “I am so very sorry sir.
Please forgive me.
I can’t help it.
It’s an illness I can’t get rid of. I am so ashamed of it.
How can I make it up to you?” The bartender answered, “Haven’t you seen anyone about this problem?”
The drunk replied, “I never thought of that.
Maybe I will.” The bartender said, “Don’t come back until you do get help,” and the drunk left.
About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.
The bartender shouted, “I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!”
The drunk replied, “I did. Now I don’t feel ashamed.”
