A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies.
During the film previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones, and threw them away.
“What did you do that for?” he asked her.
“I’m allergic to chocolate!” she replied.
Little Johnny told his dad that there was water in the carburetor of the car
Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!”
“How can you be so sure?” the father asks.
“I just know there is,” replies Little Johnny.
“Do you even know what a carburetor is?”
“No,” says Little Johnny.
“OK, where is the car?”
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“In the lake.”
What should Johnny tell his dad?
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