A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game.
They had amazing seats, right behind their favorite team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her what she thought of the experience.
“Oh, I loved it!” she said excitedly. “The players are so strong, and those tight pants? Wow! But one thing confused me… Why were they fighting so hard over just 25 cents?”
Her boyfriend looked at her, completely puzzled. “What do you mean?”
“Well,” she explained, “before the game started, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I mean, come on… It’s just a quarter!”
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around, frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop and through all the catalogs and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that, sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
LOL!!
A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend
A blonde calls her boyfriend, saying, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle and can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table.
He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
