Suspicious of his wife’s fidelity, a man came home early and tore through the house, searching for evidence.
He glanced out the window and spotted a man sitting in a Volkswagen.
Enraged, he picked up the refrigerator and hurled it out the window at the unsuspecting stranger, then had a heart attack and died.
St. Peter listened to his story in heaven and sent him straight to hell.
Moments later, the man from the Volkswagen appeared, explaining he was minding his own business when a fridge crushed him.
St. Peter shook his head and sent him to hell, too.
Finally, a third man arrived, trembling, and said, “I don’t even know what happened. One moment, I was hiding inside a fridge…”
Sometimes, life throws us curveballs — or, in this case, a refrigerator.
Speaking of unexpected twists, let’s move to a tale about proud parents and an unusual success story.
The wife checked her husband’s phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary.
The husband took all the money
and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
