A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple.
He asks for a cup of coffee.
The old man working at the counter turns to the kitchen and says, “Sweetie! A cup of coffee to this gentleman please!”
The man thought that was kinda cute and decided to order a piece of cake.
The elderly man turned to the kitchen again and proclaimed, “Love of my life! A slice of cake too please.”
The man found that adorable and, deciding to see that just one more time asked for some cookies.
And just like that, “Oh reason of my existence! Some cookies too!”
After the man was done and was paying the bill he turned to the senior and said, “It’s rather adorable how you two call each other cute nicknames like that. You don’t see that much nowadays.”
The old man looked at the boy, then towards the kitchen, and whispered to the man, “Nah. I just forgot the Hag’s name 20 years ago.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.
An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”
Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
