A guy, unfortunately, loses both of his ears in an accident at work.
The surgeon: “There are no human transplant ears available but we have one dog’s ear and one pig’s ear, we can transplant if you want”
The guy isn’t very happy about this but soon realizes it’s better than being deaf, so he agrees to go ahead with the operation.
A month later, he goes back to the hospital for a check-up and the surgeon asks him how he is getting on with his new ears.
The guy says, “Well, the dog ear is fantastic – I can hear for miles and no one ever talks behind my back anymore.”
The surgeon asks, “Great! And what about the pig’s ear?”
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The guy says, “Well, to be honest, it’s not so good. I seem to be getting a lot of crackling in it.”
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A Blonde is on a flight to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section, and sits down
The flight attendant knows about that and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The flight attendant tells them that they probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”.
He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are so surprised and asked him what he said:
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I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney “
