A guy is walking past a big wooden fence

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence and looks in.

Someone inside pokes him in the eye.

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Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”

I took my 7-year-old son to the zoo today…

I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.