A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, he couldn’t control himself and had to let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her, “Do you by any chance have today’s paper?”
The lady looked at him and said, “No, but the next time we pass by a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turns to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
