A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money.
He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway.
He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, “Get the HELL out of my cab!”
So he walked to the airport and got home.
Some time rolls by and he decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG.
He gets his bags and is ready for the airport with all his new winnings.
There is a line of cabs and at the very end, he sees the driver from the last time that kicked him out.
He stood there for a while and thought about how can he get his revenge on that driver.
So he gets into the first cab.
“How much is it to the airport?” He asks.
The driver says, “$15.”
“Great, how much for you to s-leep with me on the way there?”
The cab driver says, “Get the hell out of my cab.”
So he goes to the next one and asks the same thing. “How much to the airport?”
“$15.”
“Great, how much for you to s-leep with me on the way there?”
And that cab driver also tells him to get the hell out of his cab.
He does this down the line of drivers, each one kicking him out.
He finally gets to the last driver, the one from his last trip.
The driver doesn’t recognize him and he asks, “Hey, how much to the airport?”
The driver responds, “$15”.
The guy hands him $15 and says, “Great, let’s go!”
And so the driver leaves, and slowly drives past all the other drivers who are staring out their windows while the guy in the back smiles at them enthusiastically while giving them the thumbs up!
LOL!!
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The lawyer asks if the blonde would like to play a fun game
A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely says no and turns to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer insists and explains that the game is easy and very fun.
He explains, “I’m going to ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, pay me $5 and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now excited, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The stunned lawyer takes his laptop and searches all of his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and co-workers but, also, no answer.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, annoyed, wakes her up and asks, “Well, what is the answer?” . . .
Without a word, she takes her purse, hands him $5, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
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