A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning.
He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat, and goes off all day.
Well, one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck. Down the driveway, he goes.
As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour.
Snow is mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage.
He returns to the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses, and slips back into bed.
He cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”
To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?”
Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
One day, Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
After a few hours on the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment then replied, “I don’t know exactly, my son.”
The boy returned to his fishing, then turned back to his father, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later, Johnny asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried about annoying his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, my son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
