A group of bats is hanging around, upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping.
Suddenly, one notices that Charlie is on the floor, standing upright and looking around.
“Hey, Charlie,” he calls out. “What are you doing down there?”
Charlie looks up and says, “Yoga!”
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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.
She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”
“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”
“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr.., it goes.. click!”
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
“I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”
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