A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.
This totally surprises the bartender, but he thinks, “Damn, I think I might as well make the drink.” So he mixes the martini.
Then he returns to give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill.
Well, now the bartender just has no words.
He can’t believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.
So, surprised, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change.
While he’s standing in front of the cash register, he stops for a second and thinks, “Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything.”
So he goes back to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change.
“You know,” he says to the gorilla, “we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”
The gorilla doesn’t say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini.
After a few minutes, the bartender just can’t take it anymore.
“You know,” he says to the gorilla, “we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”
And the gorilla says, “At nineteen dollars a drink I’m not surprised.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
