A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the Service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive! She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church, and at the end of the ceremony, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, “WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!”
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Once a doctor dies.
He was a heart specialist.
At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart.
A man laughs.
Another man asks him why he laughed.
He says, “I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral.”
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In an Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting.
The officiating clergyman says, “The Lord be with you.”
The congregation used to respond by saying, “And with thy spirit.”
But, with the modernizing of the liturgy, the minister now says, “The Lord be with you,” and everyone responds with, “And also with you.”
One Sunday a visiting bishop went to a church where the sound system was known to be old and unreliable.
As he approached the microphone, he tapped it several times and finally said, “There’s something wrong with this!”
Without hesitation, the whole congregation answered faithfully, “And also with you.”
