A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.
She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.”
“Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”
a blond and a redhead enter an elevator
A blond and a redhead enter an elevator being held for them by a courteous gentleman in a dark business suit.
While thanking him for his kind act, they both notice that the man has flakes on his shoulders.
The redhead whispers to the blond…”He looks like he could use some head and shoulders”
The blond looks at her friend and replies with a look of bewilderment…‘Yes, but how do you give shoulders?’