A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told he a story, and listened to her prayers which ended with her saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.”
The father asked, ‘Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day Grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma.”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy crap,” thought the father, “This kid is in contact with the other side.”
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.”
He practically went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch, and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me,” “This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!”
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli.
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli.
“Eat your broccoli!” says the mother.
“No!” the boy shouts defiantly.
The father leans in, whispers something in the boy’s ear, and just like that, the boy gulps down his broccoli and hurries off to his room.
Curious, the mother asks, “What did you tell him?”
“I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his mickey wouldn’t grow.”
Without hesitation, the mother stands up and slaps the father—hard.
Shocked, the man rubs his cheek. “What was that for?!”
“For NOT eating your broccoli when you were a child!”
