A father is driving his son to his first day of school.
The boy looks worried, so his dad asks him “What’s wrong?”
The kid asks his father nervously, “How long do I have to go to school for?”
“Until you’re 18.” says the father.
The boy nods quietly. When they get to the front of the school, he asks, “Daddy, can you please give my puppy a hug for me?”
“You can hug him when you get home, son.” says the father.
“Well can you please give mommy a big hug for me–“
“Son,” the father says abruptly, “you can hug her when you get home.”
The boy’s eyes get watery and he starts to sniff. So the father adds, “Don’t worry so much, you’ll be fine. Go on now.”
The boy nods and wipes his nose. “Daddy, can I ask one more question?”
“Go on.” says the dad.
The boy, now very teary-eyed, says “Daddy, you’ll remember to come get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
A dad picked up his son from school.
Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.
Matt enthusiastically said, “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work; before you know it they’ll give you a speaking part.”
