There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
LOL!!
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A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway.
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”
He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”
The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
LOL!!
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