A farmer was retiring and in preparation for selling of his farm, needed to get rid of his animals. So, he went to every house in his town to sell them.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.
To the houses where the woman is the boss, he gave a chicken.
He comes toward the end of the street and sees a couple outside gardening.
“Who’s the boss around here?”, he asked.
“I am”, said the man.
“I have a black horse and a brown horse”, the farmer said, “Which one would you like?”
The man thought for a minute and then said, “I would have the black one.”
“No, no, get the brown one”, the man’s wife interrupted.
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“Here’s your chicken”, said the farmer.
LoLLL… Did you laugh?
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.
Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!
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Little Johnny: That’s it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.
