A family of farmers (father, mother, and son) takes a trip to the city and walks into a shopping mall for the first time.
While the mother was attracted to a crystal jewelry kiosk, the father and his son find themselves in front of the elevators.
They stop and stare, having never seen anything like it before, wondering what kind of strange city doors these are.
A little old woman, wrinkled and bent, slowly taps her way into the elevator with her walker. The doors close with a DING, and the lights above the elevator flash–a moment later, the doors open with another DING, and a tall, gorgeous twenty-something blonde saunters out into the mall.
The country boys gape at the sight for a moment, mouths open wide.
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“Boy,” Pa gulps, “go get’cher ma.“
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
