A man walks into the front door of a bar.
He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits on a stool, and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely tells the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor.
The bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised, then gently scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles into the bar’s side door.
He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and – still politely, if not more firmly – refuses to serve the man and again offers to call a cab.
The drunk stares at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar.
He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks.
He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cry, “Man! How many bars do you work at?”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a couple of beers
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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