A doctor put a blonde on a diet.
A blonde is terribly overweight, so, she goes to see a doctor.
He said: “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. You’ll have lost at least 5 pounds if you can do it!
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded, “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
A blond man married a brunette girl
A blond man and a dark-haired girl were married and about to have a baby.
One day the woman gave birth and the man took her to the hospital. He was holding her hand as she went through a difficult delivery.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said:
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“All right, who’s the other father?”
