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A deaf old lady went to the doctor.

A deaf old lady went to the doctor to find out whether there was any risk of her getting pre..gn..ant again.

He told her, “Mrs. Marx, you’re seventy-five. Whilst one can never rule out an act of God, if you were to have a baby it would be a miracle.”

When she got home, her husband asked her what the doctor had said.

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“I didn’t quite catch it all,” she admitted, “but it sounded a bit fishy; something about an act of cod, and if I had a baby it would be a mackerel.”

An old lady gives a boy some nuts

One day, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady.

She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple of hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”

“Sure.”, I replied.

Then she gave me a handful of nuts then she went back to sit with her friends.

“What a nice lady”, I thought

A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again with a lot of nuts.

After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

It was a little bit weird so I asked her:

“Why don’t you eat them yourself?”

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“Because we’ve got no teeth”, she replied.

“Then why do you buy them?”, I asked.

“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”

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