Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.
Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
A brunette and a blonde see a dead bird
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.
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The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”
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