A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot!
A little later, he called the waiter again:
Hey, can you turn off the air conditioner, it was too cold!
And so on for about half an hour…
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
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“Oh I don’t care,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
A man walks into a bar and orders drink after drink after drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.” <3
