A Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to the den meeting. The den’s mother asked them sternly, “Why are you so late?”
“We were helping an old man cross the street,” said one boy.
“That’s a nice thing for scouts to do,” said the den mother. Then she paused and asked, “But it shouldn’t make you half an hour late. What took you so long”
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Said another boy, “Well he didn’t want to go.”
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
