A crusty old biker walks into a bank and tells the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a d-a.mn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, d-a.mn it. I said I want to open a d-a.mn checking account now!”
“I’m so sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The bank teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There’s no d-a.mn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million dollars in the d-a.mn lottery and I want to open a d-a.mn checking account in this d-a.mn bank!”
“I see,” says the manager, “And is this b-i.tch giving you a hard time?”
LOL!!
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A Native American applies for a loan at the bank.
An old Native American wanted a loan of $500 and a bank employee helped him with the application form that he needed to fill.
“What do you plan to do with the money, sir?” said the banker.
“I want to buy silver, make jewelry, and then sell it,” he answered.
“What do you have to give as collateral?” asked the man in the suit.
“I don’t know what is collateral,” replied the other one.
“It’s something that has value and can cover the amount of money that you are taking. For example: Do you have a car?”
“Yes. A 1959 Chevrolet pick-up truck,” replied the indigenous man.
Shaking his head, the employee asked: “Maybe something else, what about cattle?”
“Yes, I have a horse,” he said.
“And how old is your horse?”
“I have no idea, he has no teeth,” replied the Native American with concern.
In the end, the bank employee felt sure that this man was trustworthy and decided to lend him the $500.
Sometime later the old man returned to the bank, pulled out a wad of bills, and said to the employee: “Here you have the payment of what I owe for the credit.”
The bank employee asked: “What do you plan to do with the rest of the money?
“I will keep it in my house,” replied the indigenous.
So the employee quickly asked: “Why don’t you deposit in my bank?”
“I have no idea what a deposit is.”
The bank employee explains: “Put your money in our bank, and we will take care of it, when you need to use it, you can withdraw it.
Then the Native American surrounded the desk to approach the employee and asked: “What do you have to give as collateral?”
LOL!! He is smart and can learn fast!
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