A cowboy went to a doctor to complain about his back trouble.
The Doc looked him over and could see he’d suffered some rough life.
“Have you been in any accidents lately?” he asked.
The cowboy thought about it for a moment then said, “No, no real accidents, I guess. Well, I been kicked by a mule last month, yesterday I got thrown by my mustang and last week and a snake bit me yesterday…”
“You don’t call those accidents?” said the doctor with incredulity.
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“Nah. Pretty sure they meant to do it on purpose.”
A man got fired from his job
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.
Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened.
“You know what a crew boss is?” he asked.
“The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked.
“Well, he just got jealous of me,” the young biologist explained.
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“Everyone thought I was the crew boss.”
